*drum roll*
*voice from above*: "And now *pause for drum roll emphasis* the moment *more drum roll* you've all *brrrrrrrrr/drum roll noise* been waiting for *FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DRUM ROLL* This is the moment *DRUM. ROLL.* where Sam *SO MANY DRUM ROLLS!!!!!111!!!!!!* returns *DRUM TO DA ROLL* to *THE DRUM ROLL TO END ALL DRUM ROLLS* ...
...DEVIANT. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT."
*cue Zombie Nation*
*epic entrance through fog/lasers/some sort of paper and cloth concoction*
*pause for waving and greeting*
*steps up to mic*
"Hello one, hello all. I thank you all for taking the time to be here with me today, seriously, I couldn't have done th